Sofia Vargera – Hot (with 16 t’s)
Kate Winslet – she is on my list.
Love Gwyenth’s dress
LL Cool J – Bow Tie Bad, Hat is Bad …
Laurence Fishburne – Don’t Care
Kind of isle of lesbos hair cut on Tina Fey.
Spock as President of Television. “Use the auto tune … I’m lip syncing”.
Holy Hair Plugs Jeremy Piven
Mad Men clip in intro was awesome. Look lady, turn around and we’re going to pretend like we’ve never met.
“Thinking is a pain in the ass” – agreed, more TV, less books.
Betty White “She’s the reason we start at 5 pm”. HA!
Emmytones – need to be dumped in Hot Lava. Sorry.
Supporting Actress in Comedy – Julie Bowen, Modern Family – nice “boobage”, looks like boobage of a 12-year old boy crammed together with tape. (I love it when they’re genuinely shocked)
Julianna Marguiles – bubbles on the dress … WTF?
Ty Burrell – Supporting Actor in Comedy – “Everyone loves Phil.” – Great speech.
Ricky Gervais – “I’m not allowed on American soil during award ceremonies”
Ricky Gervais didn’t get enough hugs from his Mommy, and now it’s Hollywood’s fault. Modern Family – wins for directing. That Hallowe’en episode was excellent.
Zooey Deschanel – She can totes be my friend in real life.
Outstanding Writing in Comedy - Steven Levitan’s Wife’s look was awesome.
Two and a Half Men lives on after Charlie Sheen wins (advert on tv). Friggin 8th sign of the apocalypse. I can’t believe that turd is worth polishing.
Charlie Sheen – Standing O from Jimmy … your apology/good wishes were nice, but you’re still a douche bag. Punch in the neck. HARD.
Sofia Vergara – Look at her, jesus, god …
Awesome moment for Outstanding Lead Actress, Comedy, where they all came up on stage … Melissa McCarthy’s speech was great.
I’m glad we didn’t fast forward the song this year, like we usually do … but that was totally fucked up.
Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series – Daily Show wins (9th straight award) — Scott and Anna were *not* nice presenting that. Boo.
Writing – Friday Night Lights – Is that still on the air? Why does everyone love this show?
Supporting Actress in Drama – Christina Hendricks, she’s on my list too … -
Director – Martin Scoreses – blah blah blah – fast forward.
Supporting Actor – I start chanting “Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink” — Peter Dinklage wins. He was awesome.
Filing nails with a cheese grater …
Hugh Laurie should win everything. Somebody fucking explain FNL to me, I don’t get it.
EMMYTONES DIE DIE DIE.
LL COOL J. NO THANK YOU
“A lot of people are curious why I’m a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage.”
Downton Abbey “Apparently, I have to see Downton Abbey, and I’ll make my inlays happy because it’s British, because if it is not British, it’s crap.”
Apparently Alec Baldwin was supposed to be The President of TV in the big opening montage, but he turned it down when they cut a line about the FOX phone hacking scandal, Baldwin tweeted about it and Mark read it on Deadline Hollywood, so I have all my sources straight.
Chuck Lorre apparently did try and get Charlie Sheen (douchebag, not winning), removed from the telecast. Again Mark read this on Deadline Hollywood, a gossip columnist I am not.
I love award shoes. shows, I mean I love shoes, but I like the shows.