December 23, 2003

it tastes like burning

Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 1:08 pm

too tired to post anything of substance. gestating is hard work. less than 7 weeks to go. trying not to pee pants (again). something better soonish.
love j

December 18, 2003

one ring to rule them all

Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 10:36 am

Ok, I love me some LOTR. My concise review is this: so gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
p.s. Viggo makes me a little moist.

December 16, 2003

Rusty Bed Springs, by I.P. Nightly

Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 4:23 pm

It is possible that all my posts until I give birth will be in point form. Suck it up people.

  • I made 2 double batches of shortbread this weekend. Last night after taking the last sheet out of the oven I thought; “who I am making cookies for?”. I mean, we are having no parties, no open house this year, no dinners, nothing. It
  • December 12, 2003

    me against the music

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 3:24 pm

    A coupla’ things.
    Is it possible that the baby is taking all its nutrients out of the fat on my ass? Honestly, soon I will have no ass at all. I will be assless. Assfree. Negative assspace. I have noticed this since having the flu. My ass is the only thing missing really. I have plenty of other parts that the baby could feed from.
    The other is http://www.eyeenvision.com/litterbox/scratch.html singing cats!
    Have a great weekend.
    Jen

    December 11, 2003

    baby how’dya get so fly?

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 11:43 am

    Seriously. Talking about how hot and goodlooking and smart the person we hired to replace me for a year is doesn’t make me feel so good. I bet she has a hairy back.

    December 10, 2003

    dig that crazy santa claus?

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 11:25 am

    Ok, another entry in point form. I have placenta brain and I think that is all I am capable of anymore. Seriously. Don’t mock the pregnant, we are stupid. I can correctly identify chocolate ice cream and the bathroom, but all other things are up for grabs.

  • last night in White Trash Prenatal Class there was a woman wearing flip-flops. It was about -10C/15F out last night. There is also a guy named Elvis in our class and two separate couples who smoke together before hand. Nice. Last night was our last regular class, next week is breastfeeding.
  • this weekend we had a prenatal classes but with our Doula . There were four other couples there. Including Mark, there were 3 PhDs in attendance. A very different crowd than our public health White Trash class. It was good, but my anxiety is still at a level where talking about labour, delivery, baby care, etc. makes me a bit woozy.
  • so yeah, I am still anxious. The drugs take the edge off, but the anxiety is still very much near the surface and it is unsettling. I think it is part of the reason I haven’t been posting much. Like if I tell you I am anxious, it is really true. I am really just clinging to my shit together by the skin of my teeth.
  • Mark put together the stroller and the crib. More reality that makes me slightly hyperventilate every time I see them. I am so lame. Why is the 17-year-old couple in our class who smokes more relaxed than me?
  • I am pretty much done our Christmas shopping, most of which was done online this year since my stamina is pretty low. God bless the intranetweb. I will have to venture out for a few stocking stuffer type items for Mark. This mostly involves chocolate, so that
  • December 9, 2003

    argh matey

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 1:16 pm

    brings new meaning to “avast ye scurvy dogs”

    December 3, 2003

    i hate the white pith on christmas oranges

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 4:31 pm

    Yes, I am alive. Thanks to the husband for at least clarifying so in the comments. Yesterday was my first day back at work in two weeks. I feel much better, but I am tired. This probably won’t subside until Beyonce moves out of the house though right?
    Some things:

  • I now have a heated underground parking space in my building. I want to marry it.
  • We went back to our prenatal class last night despite being really freakin embarrassed about the ambulance coming the last time we were there. We discussed how having a baby can effect a couple emotionally. Thankfully no one hugged me.
  • My drugs seem to be working, I am getting that comfortably numb SSRI glow. I am still anxious as fuck beneath it all. I really can’t fathom that I will soon have to give birth and then have a newborn and be a parent. Its nuts really.
  • We have interviewed 6 people for my job in the last two days. I am sure they will like one of the top two we are settling on more than me. I like them more than me.
  • It is my dad’s 63rd birthday today. He wanted an office sized paper cutter. We bought him one.
  • We bought this stroller travel system for the spawn. Nothing was available with a Hemi. I can’t even believe we will really need it. Seriously. We are apparently having a baby. We also bought a baby monitor with 2 receivers. This will enable us to listen for baby and yell at Mark to get me more chocolate ice cream. THE BABY WANTS IT!
  • I eventually went to a Medicentre this past Saturday because I still felt so awful after two weeks. I thought I was going to drown in my own mucous. They gave me antibiotics. I hate taking them, but I feel a gazillion times better. Ten days just seems too excessive. I mean I feel ok now.
  • American Thanksgiving screws with my TV watching needs. WHO WANTS TO WATCH A JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SPECIAL? Where is my must-see-tv motherfuckers?
    Thanks to everyone for the nice thoughts and comments and flowers. Ok, not flowers. Would it kill you? Anyhow. I love blogpeople.

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