I am going away for the weekend + 2. Last weekend was OUR holiday weekend, but I got a last minute inviation to go to a friend’s cabin in the Rocky Mountains and couldn’t say no. My friend Klara’s family has a cabin they share in Jasper, Alberta, and her and I and our babies (she has a lovely little boy) are going there until Tuesday evening.
I will take photos and perhaps even the laptop! But to keep you interested while I am gone. My great great uncle (on my mom’s side) was the tallest man in Canada. Seriously. Check this out:
May 28, 2004
holiday!
May 25, 2004
nano post
To clarify, I made the baby, my mother made the headboard. SHE is crafty.
Also, I re-linked my about page.
tired
zzzzz
but before I go – who’s the baby?

May 24, 2004
where are my panties?
Ok, first things first. I sent five questions to:
Ismat
Ms. Lunchbreak aka. Michelle
Miranda
mama-to-be Chair
Helenjane
I kinda’ asked some similar ones to everyone, but get over it. I’m a happenin’ babe.
It was a long weekend here, as I have mentioned. It is extra long because Mark took tomorrow off as well. I have done a bit of yard work. My mom did so much good cleaning and weeding of my flowerbeds, I am mostly planting. The jihad that Mark and I declared on the dandelions isn’t going so well. I also hate the motherfucking quack grass, but that is also winning. Just look at the flowers when you come over and ignore the weeds, ok?
Mark and I took Charlotte to my parents “hobby” farm on Sunday. It was her first road trip. Mom and dad’s farm is about an hour northwest of the city near the bustling town (is it even a town) of Busby. When we got to the farm, my parents were putting in their garden with my two nieces. We distracted them with some bad croquet playing, where my older niece totally cheated! So, of course, I had to cheat back. We all then went for a walk to the neighbour
May 21, 2004
tumblin’ tumbleweed
Ok, I realize that no one will read this ’til Monday, or Tuesday for the Canadians. Monday is Queen Victoria’s something-or-another birthday for which we get the day off.
I will send everyone who axed their five questions this weekend.
and a question: should I be worried about seeing several porn sites in my referral logs? is that because of comment spam or something? I looked for pictures of my boobs, but had no luck, so I guess I shouldn’t be expecting royalties anytime soon.
Ok, another question for those in the know. Is it possible that the baby is teething already? at 16+ weeks? She is all drooly and has her fist in her mouth all the time. Did I mention the screaming?
May 20, 2004
spread
Ok, fuck it, we all know I won’t sleep soon anyhow. So I am going to answer Caitlin’s five questions. Go read Estella’s answers though, because she funny lady.
1. Overall, is being a mom FUN or is it TOO MUCH WORK? And if you could afford a Nanny or an Au Pair, would you hire one?
It isn’t all FUN, or nothing BUT FUN, but it is FUN. If I was loaded (with money, not tequila), I would totally hire a nanny. I would pick and chose when I would use said nanny. I love spending time with the babe. I like changing diapers, putting her to sleep, feeding her, everything. It would be nice to have 2-3 hours a day to myself though or time with the Mark.
2. You
May 19, 2004
i ain’t no hatah’
Check out this nice pic of my friend Randy from The Podbay Door, hanging with the Notorious C.H.A.. She is tellin’ y’all to hang loose.

Randy and I went for a walk tonight and I bought some milk. He kept me company while Mark was out duelling elves or whateverthefuck at D&D. It was loverly. Who wants to come next week? I will buy you a slurpee.
May 18, 2004
baby love
the “U” on my keyboard is pretty much stuck, so here is a glamour entry

i am addicted to dooce’s soft glowy effect. must stop.
May 17, 2004
i am NOT lovin’ it
I taped the Sopranos and just watched it now, so forgive the late rant. But between “Apple” Fucking Paltrow Martin and an all dream sequence episode. Whatthefuck? And ohmygod, I just read that Geena Davis named her new twins Kian and Kiass. For the love of fuck.
But, alas, I love Bryan Adams. I know I have said it before, but he was a big help to me today, so go give him some love.
Benoit, the attentive kitty, was always this way. He was a stray before we saved him from an ashy death at the now no-kill shelter here. He is clingy and needs to be with me at all times. We had to get him a little friend, the aloof Cleo, so he would stop weeping every time I left for work. Even know, he hates a closed door, regardless of who is behind it. Funny kitty. Yes, I know, a whole paragraph on my cat. I am a female with a blog people, EXPECT the cat entries! No photo today though.
May 14, 2004
the cait is back
check out the lovely styrofoamkitty at her temporary home again.
yup, not sleeping.
actually, the cutest thing is that Benoit, our orangey kitty follows me everywhere. so if i am not sleeping, HE is not sleeping. he jumps from the bed and follows me from the seconf floor to the basement wherein lies my computer. he then pesters me, gives up and sits on the ironing board waiting til we go back to bed. occasionally he gives out a plantive i-am-tired-MIAOW.