BlogHer. could be almost pervy, you know BLOG HER, BLOG HER LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE!

i hate to complain when y’all are getting so much heat and humidity and such. but it is motherfucking cold here! it is like early spring/late fall type weather.

i need some heat, my cucumbers are sad. and we have barely used the kiddie pool. i am wearing socks practically all the time!
updated my aboot. mostly old hat for a lot of you. but flippy inspired me to put a more current version up. i personally LOVE a good about page, but i am rotten at keeping one.
ok bitches. lets get seriously what should i be wearing in the heat of silicon valley this weekend? to a conference with hot chicks. any suggestions? it should be hovering around 90F+ from the looks of it. what can i wear that will make the look think and beautiful and make everyone like me. c’mon, get to it.
mark is nagging me to start the harry potta’ so we can talk about it. i guess i should go to bed.
flickr explains my weekend more or less.
p.s. the airport charlotte is playing with in the last post is a fisher price airport from my yout’. it is circa 1970-something. my mom has kept it in pristine condition as well as the FP farm, which also still looks good. it pays to have an anally clean mom a lot of the time people. both the airport and farm live at granpa and granmas for the kids to play with. i would kill to have the garage, the schoolhouse, or the castle from the same or similar era. KILL I TELL YOU.
g’night.

i would never eat a large blizzard, unless i was on some bingey diabetic death wish. which, i suppose isn’t totally unheard of, but no, not usually.
go visit flippy! i am an ass for missing her. i told you i am a stoner and it was late and i would forget someone. i love flippy, she is nice and generous and lives in vegas for some reason.
some new flickr-age up. BioMom left today. i hope to catch up on a few things. forgive me iffin’ i owe you an email or haven’t told you lately that i love you. i did have lunch with my secretboyfriend today. he is lovely you know. i had a dream last night that i was in love with kelly ripa’s husband, mark something-or-other. weird. but he is currently on the cover of tv guide, so that must be it. it was really benign and non sexy. we ate ice cream and not even lasciviously (as mark {my husband, not kelly’s} asked).
we have a family BBQ this weekend that i never want to go to but always have fun at. why is that so?
i am getting closer to deciding what to wear while at BlogHer. it is motherfucking hot there, so it is too bad i am not super good lookin’ or i would be going naked, but alas, i am too swarthy.
charlotte and i are going to visit mark at “the office” tomorrow. i hope she doesn’t get too many nerd germs, although those artists can be menacing too, all those women with big breasts and armour.
oh! speaking of nerds (well, hot nerds), thanks to bryan adams for AGAIN helping me fix my f-ing MTblacklist. everything he does, he really does for me (ok, and other people too, but you get the picture). he also fixed the css on my comments which was drivin’ me nuts.

only a mother would tell you that eating a low sugar, fat free popsicle would be more or less the same as eating a banana cream pie blizzard from dairy queen.

you know me, i am a huge druggie. so before i ramble on for hours about the merits of the cookie monster and how Canadian Idol is gay in a bad way. i will tell you TWO, count ‘em TWO things. well, one is a question.
first, i am trying to hook BioMom up with a dude her own age (50-60+). does anyone have any suggestions for online dating sites? i have looked at a few – i like eharmony so far, and dreamates. give me your thoughts.
secondly, i just posted some more blog links. yes it is a long list and yes i read them regularly. i may not press refresh a thousand times a day on everyone like i used to when i had a “job”, but i read ‘em. if i missed you, tell me. i am tired, its late, and you know i am on all the pills. check out some of jennui’s fine new linkage:
Baby_DM_v1.0
cool mama, in my city
be the boy
oh, you already know him
Not Calm (dot com)
again with the four kids. you people are AMAZING.
drowning in kids
seriously, have you ever seen someone down in kids? it can get funky.
java diva
jenn, we all need coffee sister, you just do it better.
mandajuice
juicy and a mommy!
poppymom
poptarts poppy, poop and more!
prettycrabby
not so crabby really
sweetney
too hip for most of us. i can’t believe i am even linking her.
tamponblog
get to know more about down there and other cool wimmins things

i am better. still on some paxil, but less. my thoughts are less scary than last week. by friday night, i was feeling less shitty? bad? crappy? fucked? scared? staring longingly at speeding buses? you get the idea.
the thing is that my BioMom came for a visit on saturday and she is here until thursday. it is nice to have her here, but i don’t have much computer quality private time. she doesn’t know about the blog. neither do my parents, which makes explaining BlogHer weird. any suggestions for fake conference details which aren’t really lies? i have called it a “women in electronic publishing conference”. i am 35, and still lying to my parents about where i am. i need medication.
i have to go check on Char because BioMom left the CD player in her room on repeat and i think she is getting annoyed. i just noticed it after 4 hours. i didn’t even know that crappy CD player had a repeat function. track one, over and over and over again. poor baby. i turned it off before i wrote this post, so don’t get your gonch in a knot.
back soon, as i have more BlogHer angst to share. i have no idea what i am wearing for one. and if you think i am not serious about perseverating about this, you are wrong. and Benoit got stung near by a wasp by his eye. i wish i could make him wear a patch! he could be pirate kitty! meowarrrrrrgh. but i do have a photo. haven’t been to the gym in 2 weeks. someone kick my ass. depression is a bitch.
p.s. i had a pap and my yearly physical exam today. shaving my legs for a chick i see for about 3 minutes seems like such a waste.

i am struggling a bit right now my pets. having trouble articulating and drawing boundaries on what to say on the blog. mostly mental health issues. mine, in case you haven’t been watching.
go read this awesome discussion on the real bryan adams blog about the intelligent design debate. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, it is much better than cats.

thunderstorm a’ coming

at what point in parental life do you stop thinking you are smelling poop all the time? even when it is after midnight and you are two floors down from the poop purveyor.

as am i want to do lately
flickr photos instead of an entry. for the moment anyhow.

right now i am preoccupied with BlogHer. i am hoping it isn’t like grade 11 when i had a spare period and none of my friends did. i used to sit in front of my locker with my nick rhodes bangs, gigantic earrings, and listen to depeche mode on my walkman all by myself.

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