i may act like i am 11, but i am actually 36.
today.

the day my parent’s brought me home from the mall (feb 16, 1970)

we will hang soon, promise

monkey monkey monkey

bsst christmas moment was at mass when my niece “whispered” to my mom “IS THAT THE REAL JESUS OR A CLAY ONE?” regarding the gigantic crucifix over the altar. Same kid who told me in her “queit voice” when someone behind us farted; “AUNTIE JEN I SMELL PEANUT BUTTER“. god love her.

“gummy” (i am mummy, so grandma is gummy. i guess), char and ice cream.

some links first
GROUP SEX LEGAL IN CANADA! remember, i only have one spare room. I would like to point out that the swingers club that filed the complaint is french. crazy frenchies.
Tucker Carlson says we take the short bus. THE WHOLE COUNTRY! dude, you wear a bow tie.
break a neck, go to the olympics. wow, we do stand on guard for thee.
finally. WHEN CHRISTMAS COULD GO TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG! but doesn’t.

real candles, actually lit, real tree. crazy german roommate, circa 1994

me, frightened, yet impressed. and kinda’ warm.

trying to show you

Originally uploaded by jennui.

ok, not really a post, but some photos. i have worked a couple of shifts at my gym’s daycare this week and trying to finish other holiday bid’ness has me busy. you know i love you though right? even though i got third place in the canadian blog awards?

this is my first time using flickr’s “blog this” option. does this post look funky to anyone? i wish i wasn’t so CSS-tarded. more photos at flickr anyhow…

an even less complete list of things that don’t suck

yes, my child is still drinking milk from a bottle and YES i have christian idols in my home. feel free to discuss. especially the how to get off the bottle business, i have been meaning to post about it. she won’t drink milk from a sippy cup, or any other drink receptacle. she WILL drink juice and water from pretty much anything. i am rotting her teeth and scarring her forever aren’t i?

things that suck, an incomplete list

having to get up early.

does not suck

watchin’ some television, havin’ a drink.
mark is off of work until the new year (huzzah!) so i will do NOTHING but update the blog. like, THREE times a day. i promise. ish. i will tell you all about how charlotte desecrated my visa card with a sharpie. oh! and i trimmed char’s mullet.

i will continue to be one!
i made it to the finals in the canadian blog awards (personal blog category). its like a people’s choice in hollywood. i will wear my second best dress if i win.

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we went to the company christmas party today. charlotte loved santa. click for more on flickr.