July 28, 2008

lame post, but it is about NERD things and such

Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 11:56 pm

I want to get an iPhone, but here in Canada we do not have such things as unlimited data transfer. Can any IPhone users give me an idea of what type of data usage you have and what you use is for? web, email, text?
Also, I found sugar free cherry Kool-Aid today and I am 10 years old all over again.
Also, I am still coveting at wecovet, so i will pimp that while I am here posting this weee post.
Also, also, I think we finally sold our motherfucking “old/other” house for a song. Blah. To a lovely young couple though. I hope my karma improves.
AND, another plea for any information on Beijing. I got a kickass helpful email from Holly of nothingbutbonfires, but anything else would be gravy.
Ok…….. go.

July 23, 2008

Objects my daughter is sleeping with tonight

Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 9:40 pm

in a basket

  • two tiny sealed bottles of Tabasco sauce
  • blinky rubber star necklace from Kari
  • blinky clown nose from Barnum and Bailey’s courtesy of BlogHer swag
  • tiny black and white magnetic kitty
  • koosh ball
  • plastic cupcake
  • plastic shot glass circa 1990 (my University years) that says Blenhiem Tavern
  • Michelin man key chain (also from BlogHer)
  • two sets of Mardi Gras beads
    Attire: Two tutus, one as a cape and one as a skirt
    charselfie
    tonight’s self portrait

  • BlogHerrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzz

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 12:24 am

    EDITED: THAT IS the beautiful and talented Schmutzie next to me and HEY! This is my 1000 post here on J&T!

    Tired, but here are some photos:
    photo taken by Leah of a Girl and a Boy
    photo credit: Leah, A Girl and a Boy.
    need sleep.
    Next Up! China! ZOMG WTF!

    July 10, 2008

    Some squirrel took our nuts

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 4:46 pm

    Busted. Trying to get home sooner. Waiting to see Mark still… what a roller coaster.
    xo

    We’ve got the nuts

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 1:46 pm

    Mark is still in the main event at the World Series of Poker he has to stay at least an extra two days, so I am too. I will get back late late late Saturday night. I hope Charlotte still loves me after the sobbed “take me with you” at the airport. I told my mom we shouldn’t have all gone “as a family” to the airport because she knows people LEAVE you when you go there, but too late. Scarred for life, both she and I.
    Mark is doing well. I don’t know enough about the whole thing to explain where he is at, but he is hanging in there. I am simultaneously excited and freaked the hell out at the same time. Nervous for him, feeling guilty for asking my two moms to take care of my baby girl. Being an adult it so hard! And puppies are so precious!
    Getting nudgy.
    nice view, i love those fountains
    fab’view. too hot for pool time though.

    July 8, 2008

    Vegas Short Story in point form, entry 2

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 12:49 am

    Vegas, a list in eight points

  • sequins! all the time, anywhere, always appropriate
  • underpants NOT required
  • rainbows of flip flops
  • asphalt, hotter than fuck
  • old man, sad, penny slots
  • older woman, not sad, sequins AND hot pants, sensory overload
  • cleavage, some defying gravity, most, not so much
  • smoking smoking everywhere
    not a framer
    no cleave no sequins, but tomorrow is another day!

  • July 7, 2008

    why i love vegas this very minute #1

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 10:25 am

    You can walk down the corridor in your (let’s say) Old Navy sleep shorts and a tank top and sock, no bra, girls all akimbo to get ice for your diet Pepsi and it feels like the most normal thing ever.
    Next installments include sequins, ANYTIME and hot pants, not just for hookers anymore.

    July 3, 2008

    this and that July July

    Filed under: Uncategorized — jennifer @ 12:17 pm

    Charlotte and I are going to the airport shortly to pick up Mark who went to Calgary (3 hour drive south of us) to pick up our fucking Visas for China. A passport is not enough. He had to stay overnight since that is the fastest they can do it. Multiply the annoyance of that sentence times a billion.
    Mark leaves for Vegas on Friday, again. Again to play in the World Series of Poker. I leave Sunday to play in the world series of sweating and some shopping and a massage. We are both back on the 10th, what is that? Thursday.
    I leave on the following Thursday for BlogHer where I arrive at the crack of ass since the alternative was arriving too late and missing important things. Seriously, I arrive at 8AM! WTF? I go home on Monday from SFO at 7PM-ish? I am speaking on a panel at the BlogHer, look for it…. lemme check…..HERE.
    We go to China in August, 11-16 I think? My in laws are visiting a couple of weeks after that. Perhaps by then we will be unpacked and I can find my workout runners. THEN! then, my head will explode.
    I am sure I will cram some fun in there ;-) It is just a lot for this country mouse and her small brain and fake extroversion to digest.
    Speaking of China – advice, suggestions – email me jennifer@jennui.com
    xoxo
    jen

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